How do i become a fairy/mermaid?

Also, can someone lend me a map to Atlantica and Atlantis.
Btw this is a real question. My friend and i want to become part fairy and part mermaid. We want spells,potions ANYTHING at all. Please no rude answers. This is our dream. And if you post anything rude, when we become mermaids/fairies you will be jealous. Uh huh . jealous i tell you

Sorry luvs but I don’t think you can be both, here’s a spell though for both:
The truth is though Mermaids are a species of fairies.
Ok, cool I know someone who actually IS a mermaid. She used this spell, with these ingrediants.
1 conch shell (In which you can hear the ocean in.)
1 Bucket of sea water.
2 Dead star fish
2 Witnesses
Now wait until the next full moon.
Go outside on your lawn. Lay the 2 dead star fish on both sides of you. Have your witnesses, sit in front of you. Put the Conch shell to your ear. Keep you left index finger in the bucket of sea water and recite this spell.
Complete and utter integrity,
I am clean and full of innocence.
I do understand the consequences.
All the barnacles, and all the beasts.
I know the immense heat.
But I wish to be one with the sea.
I will live to 3 hundred.
I will then become just sea foam.
For I have given my soul to the depths.
I am prone to the fishers nets.
I wish to be one of the sea.
Grant this wish, I wish I plead.
Let the sea come to me.
After this dunk the sea water onto the lawn.
Bury the dead starfishes in the yard.
Take the conch shell and place it on your dresser.
Do not let your witnesses tell anybody, or else this will not work.
In exactly 3 days your legs should feel painful, and they should start to itch, soon you will notice scales on your legs.
Immediatly go to a place where the is salt water.
You chest should burn and it’ll be hard to breath, you’ll go into a deep sleep, when you wake up you’ll have your tail.
And you’ll have become a mermaid.
What color your tail will be, I don’t know.
All I know is that this works, my friend tried it, now she is one with the sea.
I see her every now and then, you can transfer in and out of the sea, when you’re on dry land recite this.
“I’ve had my journey to the sea, I come and I plea for you give me back my human body, for this is not me.” then you will transform into a human. You will only become a mermaid when you go to salt water, and stay there for more than 30 seconds.
You will get your powers after your 5th transformation, you don’t get to choose.

Here’s the spell for a fairy (This is for an Elve, it is probably the closest to what you think a “normal” fairy is. They’re tall, slender and beautiful, they live for hundred of years. And They look human ):
You will need the following:
2 Grounded Unicorn Horns (2 of each because there are two of you.)
2 Dragon Tongues
2 Seeing Stones
As many colorful flowers as you can find.
Go to a meadow or a forest on a moon lit night, spray the grounded unicorn horns on the meadow, place the dragon tongues on top, and hold the seeing stone up to your right eye. Then recite this:

I wish to be one of the fae,
I wish to never grow grey.
I will be almighty,
I will join the dancing and partying of the gentle folk,
I will tempt,
If wronged or hurt I will spoil milk, make animals die and curse,
I will be cruel and tricksy,
Traveling underground to party,
Tempting mortals to dance and drink my wine,
I wish to be one of the fae.

Yes I know, faeries aren’t the glittery cute faeries that you heard about in stories. They’re cruel, evil even, and you can’t trust them. They tempt, and if you wrong them they’ll be really pissed. They’re not cute glittery creautres in the sky, that cast spells with magic wands. And mermaids are a type of faery so therefore they are cruel as well. Tempting humans to get close enough, then they’ll drown them. Becoming one of these is hard, and the ingredients can be hard to find. Good Luck.
Only do this if you’re DEAD serious.

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